A commentary
By J. F. Kelly, Jr.
The expression “Stick to your knitting” means stay with what you’re familiar with and know how to do rather than giving your opinion or trying your hand at something outside your area of business or expertise. Its origin is unclear but it’s heard often in business school classrooms, particularly in case study analyses of how or why companies went wrong by getting involved in something beyond their level of competence or that risks insulting their stakeholders.
The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence is the name of a non-profit organization whose members are said to volunteer and raise funds for the LGBTQ+ community. They dress like Catholic nuns and describe themselves as an order of queer and trans nuns that started in 1979. Their website describes its mission as a “community service ministry and outreach to those on the edges, and to promoting human rights, respect for diversity and spiritual enlightenment”. They imitate Roman Catholic nuns in what I think most reasonable persons who know anything about Catholic nuns would consider to be a sick and twisted way. Their motto is “Go forth and sin some more.”
The sisters were, incredibly, invited by the Los Angeles Dodgers to participate in Pride Night at Dodger Stadium on June 16 but that provoked a backlash from Dodger fans and others who disapproved of the group mocking the Catholic religion and especially the nuns who devote their lives to doing God’s work and take an oath of poverty. If you’ve watched any of their act, you may have already concluded that it is smut posing as comedy. You must have wondered, “What were the Dodgers thinking of in inviting a group that mocks a religion?” This backlash caused the Dodgers to flip-flop and dis-invite them which naturally provoked a backlash from the LGBTQ+ community, so they flip-flopped again and re-invited them, which led to a large demonstration before the event and widespread condemnation of the Dodgers from many sources. This isn’t a good way to win or retain fans or sponsors or to sell your product which is supposed to be wholesome family entertainment, albeit it overpriced and largely unaffordable for most families.
Full disclosure: I am a proud Roman Catholic, the practicing kind, and I am not amused or entertained by the twisted sisters of smut and, yes, I do have a sense of humor but not when someone mocks my or anyone else’s religion. I am also a (gasp!) Dodger fan and have been for over 80 years since growing up in Connecticut a few hours from Ebbets Field in Brooklyn, their home until moving to Los Angeles in 1958. When the team moved to LA, the Navy moved me to nearby Long Beach. My in-laws lived in Vero Beach, Florida, near Dodgertown, their spring training complex for many decades, and I’ve spent happy days there meeting many of my heroes, including Tommy Lasorda. I have lots of Dodger merchandise which may soon be dumped in the trash if Dodger management doesn’t soon apologize for insulting my religion.
I attended St. Peter’s Grammar School in New Haven, Connecticut, and was taught by the Sisters of St. Joseph, who stressed reading, writing, arithmetic and discipline. They taught me to respect my parents and those in authority and to be proud of my country and my religion. They were dedicated to teaching children and they did so for practically nothing. I learned more from these caring, gentle sisters than I did in the public high school I later attended and they prepared me for the four colleges I graduated from in the process of earning three degrees.
The Brooklyn Dodgers were once known informally as “dem bums”. The mascot of sorts was a hobo or tramp which had no minority connotation. One theory has it that the name “Dodgers” came from the reputed skill of Brooklyn residents in dodging street traffic. Another is that it refers to pickpocket Jack Dawkins, the Artful Dodger in Charles Dickens’ “Oliver Twist”. The club underwent a cultural transformation over the years. It broke the color barrier, fielding the late, great Jackie Robinson in 1947 and became a class organization. Up to now, that is.
Here’s my advice to the Los Angeles Dodgers, to organized baseball and, for that matter. to all business enterprises: stick to your knitting. Stick to something you’re at least sometimes good at. If you think that mocking a religion with filthy smut is good family entertainment, then that’s something you’re not very good at. Why would you want to insult a large percentage of your fan base? Fire whoever thought that was a good idea. Stop having special nights that have nothing to do with baseball. You’re supposed to be promoting your product. That’s baseball, in case you’ve forgotten. Stay out of the culture wars. The prices you charge are obscene enough.
America needs apolitical organizations and activities like sports teams to bring people of all races, political and religious affiliations together in spite of their differences. If they engage in mocking a religion, they cease to be unifiers.
June 22, 2023